Jackie Man: part 4

Today I will add a villin to the mix of this awesome story. But first I must tell you that this isn't a school (anymore). This is more like kung fu theater, only better. The villin I will add is named sldjfksefihe iieuhfjhujdhfirhh. I hope you can pronouce that. Why don't we call him Dr. Bad Man. He also has a henchmen named... GUY. So let's continue the story.

"Man Poo Poo, that was close." said JM.
"Not as close as it will be!" said a voice from behind them. They whipped around so fast you could see fast lines (like in comic books).
"Who are you?" asked Poo Poo.
"Who am I? WHO AM I? I... am Dr. Bad Man! And this is my side-kick... GUY!"
"Ssooooo... what are you doing here?" asked JM.
"To beat you in a battle of skill and wits. You weren't the only one affected by the toxic woolen socks." said Dr. Bad Man. As sudden of the feeling of you needing to go the bathroom, A SODA CAN HIT DR. BAD MAN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry. Got a little carried away.
"Woah! I was just thinking of diet pepsi! And that's the same kind of soda that hit Dr. Bread Hand in the head!! Woah!" exclaimed Poo Poo.
"It's Dr. BAD MAN!!" said Dr. Bread Man angerly. The diet pepsi rolled to the feet of Jackie Man. Then he had an idea. He took the diet pepsi can, shook it as hard as he could (which was really hard because his was going so fast it was a blur), then opened it, which sprayed in the face of Dr. Bad Man! Then Jackie Man and Poo Poo escaped!

As I always say, the plot thickens!!

Sorry about the last post!

The last post I did said that rule was rule #2. It was actualy rule #3. Oops!

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Rule #2 is no... no... uh... somthing... uh... dancing... DANCING... uh... with uh... SILLY... uh... RHINO... uh... rhino somthing... LEG... LEG... RHINO LEG!! And that is rule #2!!!!! Now I will show you my emmence army (of exclamaition marks)! Here it is:

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Is'nt it awesome?

Tom Cruise, Wrong movie!

This is a picture of Poo Poo the Flinger/Monkey Hero. *sob* He's amazing!I made him this afternoon. I know. I know. He's supposed to be in a childs spider-man costume, but he looks so much better in his Monkey Hero costume. When we left Jackie Man and Poo Poo the Flinger in their apartment, they incountered Tom Cruise (for some reason (I don't know why I'm saying that because I wrote this story (writing in () in () in () in () is fun))). Why is Tom Cruise in their apatment? Is their more to him that meets the eye? You'll have to find out right know on JACKIE MAN. *gong sounds* (again(I just love that gong))

SMP: there ain't none, and what I have to say to that is Ha!

"TOM CRUISE?!!!!!" they said in unisen. "WHY ARE YOU HERE????" He flashed them a fake 'I didn't anything smile'/a Tom Cruise smile.

"I am uh... RESCUING... my uh... DAUGHTER! Her name is uh... GIRL... ia." He looked fearful.

"Why are you in here though?" asked Jackie Man (let's call him JM for now).

"This is one of the sets for uh... Mission Impossible 4."

"I heard they wern't gonna make another Mission Impossible." said Poo Poo.

"Did a say Mission Impossible 4.Ha ha! I meant Labor Day. It's about aliens." He looked even more fearful. They were confused.

"Are you stalking us?" asked JM.

"Um... no."

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smoke filled the air. Luckly, the whole in the window Tom Cruise made served as a vent. And it also served as an escape hatch. When the smoke cleared, JM and Poo Poo were surrounded by RANSACKERY. *gasp* NOT RANSACKERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Why did you ask him if he was stalking us?" asked Poo Poo.

"I got it off an online movie." *police siren sounds* A voice from a MEGAphone could be heard from below.

"YOU HAVE JUST COMMITED ANOTHER ACT OF STOLEN MOVIE LINE! YOU ARE SO BUSTED! NOW PLEESE, COME OUT W/ YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!"

"Poo Poo we'll fly to the other building across the street. May the sock be with yo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" said JM as he jump through the hole in the window. Poo Poo look down through the window. He could see JM. He was flying. Now it was his turn. Yah for him. Then he finally found the courage to jump. And he did. Then they both flew atop the building across the street (I don't have very many ideas right now). Meanwhile, down on the street.

"Hey Chief! Those guys flew atop the building across the street." said the officer.

"How did you now that?" said Chief.

"I've been read'n the story. Nothing to read."

"Oh! Well, I geuss we should call it a night, 'cause he did come out of his apartment." said Chief. And with that, they left.

As I always say the plot thickens. I'll be back for more posting tommorow.

Jackie Man: part 2

This is the picture of Jackie Man. What did was get a picture of Jackie Chan and I took his face, erased the body, and made a new body. So I left off Jackie Chan (now Jackie Man) with the police sorrounding his apartment, because he committed SML (stolen movie line). Now he'll do something exiting.

SMP:I might have a bit of Spider-man 1

other than that it's original.

"PooPoo I'm going to jump. You know. I wonder what my super powers are. Do you think so to PooPoo. PooPoo?" Jackie looked at PooPoo who was floating! He was also wearing childrens spider-man costume.

"Hey. That was the only thing I could find at the mall. They had some batman costumes, but they only came in you size."

"What did you pay with?"

"Your credit card. Ha ha ha," said the monkey.

"When did you go?" asked Jackie Man.

"When the author was waiting for your picture to load."

"How did you get out of here?" asked Jackie Man.

"That hole in the window you made," replied PooPoo.

"I didn't make that hole in the window. If you think I did it, and I din't, who did?"

"Hello," said a voice from behind them. "I'm Tom Cruise."

The plot thickens. This will become an awesome series.

I Guess I'll Tell You the Rest of the Rules

I don't now what the rest of the rules are. My mind is blank. That may be good for other martial arts (if you consider my classes a martial art), but not here. I guess rule two is uuuuuhhhh... you... shouldn't... eat... ice cream... with a... with a... MOOSE! That's right. Moose! You shouldn't eat ice cream with a MOOSE!! I will be doing more random rules. Mabey next post I'll do the Jackie Man thing.

There're rules. They all preatty much suck.

As the aciant philosipher said, "Rules are the foundation of people. They also let me boss you around. HA HA!" Yes it is true that an anciant philosipher said that. Except he isn't aciant. And he made this up... uummm... well... not very long ago. Don't ask me who he is or then pound you, spin, and pound again. Oh! There's another quote from a guy on T.V. Wait. That quote was said a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Man! I have got to stop doing these quotes... and I have to stop talking to myself. Where was I. Ah! The rules. These rules will run this blog inside and out. Amazingly that's are first rule: NO RUNNING!! Since I don't want to make up all the rules now- Oops! I mean, since I don't want to tell you all the rules right now, I'll tell you later. Uh. Later!

"OK Bow to your sensei."

Ha ha ha. That was a wonderful quote (from Napolian Dymite). I did a very nice job on the title. Ok. Today, you will learn my name. My name is Zeepong-doowa-vwoa-ding-ding. It's easyer if you just call me sensei. You don't have to where uniforms, but it would be nice if you wore a shirt with an amoeba on it. The things I will say alot would be monkeys, itchy, amoeba, and I don't have a forth saying. To make this post interesting, I have made up a movie that you'll not enjoy. Enjoy!

Sugar Rush From Some MD

Silly Billy chuged a whole 20 oz. Mountain Dew at lunch. If someone hadn't got that pool noodle, he may have drowned. Since that incedent... he will never be the same, or at least it will where off... hopefully... probably not. The detective guy from New York minute (I wasn't watching it, my sister was!) investigated the situation. The house was silent and empty and creepy and dusty and- Oh fine! I'll stop. I just want to make the movie dramatic. Where was I? Oh yes! The detective went down the stairs. He peered around the wooden doorway. There sat Silly Billy with a can of MD in his hand. He stared at the T.V. with a crazy grin on his face. He laughed at the T.V. but the T.V. wasn't on! He turned and looked at the detective with that crazy grin on his face and said, "WWOOO!!" "EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!" "Ha ha. Made you screem. Oh look there's Elmo the monster."said Silly Billy. "Yah right. your in a surgar trance. No way Elmo the monster is h- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" "Elmo is a biter. HEE hee hee hee hee hee."

Wasn't that a great movie. I make theese storys as I go. I was in a Surgar trance just a few minutes ago. Now thats all for today.