Jackie Man: part 2

This is the picture of Jackie Man. What did was get a picture of Jackie Chan and I took his face, erased the body, and made a new body. So I left off Jackie Chan (now Jackie Man) with the police sorrounding his apartment, because he committed SML (stolen movie line). Now he'll do something exiting.

SMP:I might have a bit of Spider-man 1

other than that it's original.

"PooPoo I'm going to jump. You know. I wonder what my super powers are. Do you think so to PooPoo. PooPoo?" Jackie looked at PooPoo who was floating! He was also wearing childrens spider-man costume.

"Hey. That was the only thing I could find at the mall. They had some batman costumes, but they only came in you size."

"What did you pay with?"

"Your credit card. Ha ha ha," said the monkey.

"When did you go?" asked Jackie Man.

"When the author was waiting for your picture to load."

"How did you get out of here?" asked Jackie Man.

"That hole in the window you made," replied PooPoo.

"I didn't make that hole in the window. If you think I did it, and I din't, who did?"

"Hello," said a voice from behind them. "I'm Tom Cruise."

The plot thickens. This will become an awesome series.

I Guess I'll Tell You the Rest of the Rules

I don't now what the rest of the rules are. My mind is blank. That may be good for other martial arts (if you consider my classes a martial art), but not here. I guess rule two is uuuuuhhhh... you... shouldn't... eat... ice cream... with a... with a... MOOSE! That's right. Moose! You shouldn't eat ice cream with a MOOSE!! I will be doing more random rules. Mabey next post I'll do the Jackie Man thing.

There're rules. They all preatty much suck.

As the aciant philosipher said, "Rules are the foundation of people. They also let me boss you around. HA HA!" Yes it is true that an anciant philosipher said that. Except he isn't aciant. And he made this up... uummm... well... not very long ago. Don't ask me who he is or then pound you, spin, and pound again. Oh! There's another quote from a guy on T.V. Wait. That quote was said a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Man! I have got to stop doing these quotes... and I have to stop talking to myself. Where was I. Ah! The rules. These rules will run this blog inside and out. Amazingly that's are first rule: NO RUNNING!! Since I don't want to make up all the rules now- Oops! I mean, since I don't want to tell you all the rules right now, I'll tell you later. Uh. Later!

"OK Bow to your sensei."

Ha ha ha. That was a wonderful quote (from Napolian Dymite). I did a very nice job on the title. Ok. Today, you will learn my name. My name is Zeepong-doowa-vwoa-ding-ding. It's easyer if you just call me sensei. You don't have to where uniforms, but it would be nice if you wore a shirt with an amoeba on it. The things I will say alot would be monkeys, itchy, amoeba, and I don't have a forth saying. To make this post interesting, I have made up a movie that you'll not enjoy. Enjoy!

Sugar Rush From Some MD

Silly Billy chuged a whole 20 oz. Mountain Dew at lunch. If someone hadn't got that pool noodle, he may have drowned. Since that incedent... he will never be the same, or at least it will where off... hopefully... probably not. The detective guy from New York minute (I wasn't watching it, my sister was!) investigated the situation. The house was silent and empty and creepy and dusty and- Oh fine! I'll stop. I just want to make the movie dramatic. Where was I? Oh yes! The detective went down the stairs. He peered around the wooden doorway. There sat Silly Billy with a can of MD in his hand. He stared at the T.V. with a crazy grin on his face. He laughed at the T.V. but the T.V. wasn't on! He turned and looked at the detective with that crazy grin on his face and said, "WWOOO!!" "EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!" "Ha ha. Made you screem. Oh look there's Elmo the monster."said Silly Billy. "Yah right. your in a surgar trance. No way Elmo the monster is h- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" "Elmo is a biter. HEE hee hee hee hee hee."

Wasn't that a great movie. I make theese storys as I go. I was in a Surgar trance just a few minutes ago. Now thats all for today.